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		<title>The Apple of my iPad</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 07:32:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Galen Schultz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Techsperts are arguing that the biggest downfall of the Apple iPad is that it is trying to be the best at everything and failing to be the best at anything. It’s great if you already own a laptop and an iPhone, they say, but perhaps not so great as a stand-alone device. I would argue differently, and propose that the iPad is perfect for people who own neither an iPhone nor a netbook — or any Apple product for that matter<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=witnessthis.wordpress.com&blog=3605783&post=7016&subd=witnessthis&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Penis Architecture</title>
		<link>http://witnessthis.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/penis-architecture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 07:51:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Galen Schultz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOL PIC: The architech must have seen this coming...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=witnessthis.wordpress.com&blog=3605783&post=6946&subd=witnessthis&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Intelligent Advertising</title>
		<link>http://witnessthis.wordpress.com/2010/02/03/intelligent-advertising/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:06:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Galen Schultz</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://witnessthis.wordpress.com/?p=6553</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[INTELLIGENT ADVERTISING: There's something very pleasing about an intelligent advert, whether it be a poster or a TV commercial. Most people consider adverts as invasive and mute them whenever they come on, while others are suckered into buying just about anything that’s thrown at them. I often find myself completely oblivious to what an advert is trying to sell – rather focusing on what subtleties they have employed to appeal to people’s human desires. These are usually quite obvious – the major ones being sex, fame, beauty and prosperity. My favourite ads are the ones that take the piss out of the blatant methods of advertising and produce something tasteful and humorous. Those are the ones we remember and make you rush out to buy their product at a store near you. Strange … I have a sudden urge to drink Heineken...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=witnessthis.wordpress.com&blog=3605783&post=6553&subd=witnessthis&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Scooping up the blogosphere</title>
		<link>http://witnessthis.wordpress.com/2010/02/01/scooping-up-the-blogosphere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 07:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Galen Schultz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WHEN the blog was born it was met with mild curiosity in the online world. Suddenly every web user had the means to voice their opinion and views and, in effect, have their very own website. Needless to say, the idea caught on, and there are now thousands of bloggers fighting for popularity and page rank on an ever growing blogosphere<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=witnessthis.wordpress.com&blog=3605783&post=6910&subd=witnessthis&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The nun</title>
		<link>http://witnessthis.wordpress.com/2010/01/29/the-nun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 07:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Galen Schultz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers: "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=witnessthis.wordpress.com&blog=3605783&post=6728&subd=witnessthis&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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